3. Interior Design

If a person happens to end up in a homo abode, chances are you will be impressed by beautiful fixtures, adorable coasters, expensive carpeting—basically you will be looking at a catalogue come to life. The place will be so pristine the toilet water will be infused with Teavana.

But surprisingly Chelsea and Hells Kitchen, two of the gayest neighborhoods in New York are places in the city with the smallest number of interior design firms. A quick look at Google maps reflects this discrepancy.

Not surprisingly Soho and the Upper East side have tons to please all of the waspy housewives whose contribution to the world is spending money on it. But where is the gay love?

I think we should arrange a rebellion to get what is rightfully ours: a Crate and Barrell in Chelsea or Hells Kitchen, or better yet, why don’t we build it around the High Line??? We could get rid of the overpass where they sell shitty coffee or the awkward theatre thing and replace it with home decor heaven!

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